I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just puked most of my soul out..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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