ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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