it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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