What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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