OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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