i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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