Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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