is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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