so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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