I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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