Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sorry about my life...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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