I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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