new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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