there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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