After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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