Dual....:-)
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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