How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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