called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
please come you make the beer taste better
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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