I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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