U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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