Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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