I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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