Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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