Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
