If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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