May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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