ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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