Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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