The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
this will be a night to untag.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
