and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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