dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
please don't ironically join a cult
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