We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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