I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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