Whats the glycemic index on semen?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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