So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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