She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Randomize
