kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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