Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My bed smells like the plague
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
