honey bunches of taint.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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