Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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