we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I have aggressive nipples.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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