She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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