you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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