Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
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You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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