from now on my penis is your penis
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
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Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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