My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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