I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
