There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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