There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I love you.
Bad choice
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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