I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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