belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night