i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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