I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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