**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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