go do what you do best...puke behind churches
We named our party play list daddy issues
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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