): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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